guardimom: (bedtime story)
Toriel ([personal profile] guardimom) wrote2016-07-03 02:16 am

under-fairy-tale

[It's a beautiful day in the Kingdom of Under. The crystals shine in the sky, the weather is calm and still, and monsters bustle about in their everyday business.

But this seemingly happy land harbors a sinister curse: a single thorned flower. It lies in wait in a beautiful garden, hoping to prick an unsuspecting victim with essence of eternal sleep.

But for now we turn our attention to the castle, where a lone queen reigns. She's strolling around the outer castle grounds one night when she hears that telltale noise. A breaking of wind. Startled, she removes her foot and leans over to look at it.]


What an unusual device.
trombones: (you will have an ungood moment)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-10-30 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[The one helps. The vine retracts - and more importantly, gets Sans attention. He dodges the other two, and in the blink of an eye he's right next to Toriel.]

Welp. Investigation's over. Come on. Let's get you out of...

[... here. He realizes then that a vine is wrapped around his ankle. Moreso when it throws him off his feet.

I HAVEN'T HAD SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH IN S O L O N G...]
trombones: (on your way to a good time)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-11-09 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans world spins. Literally. He's hanging upside-down now. He can feel thorns dig into his ankle. Which, of course, is all bone, so it hurts more.]

Hh--

[Something feels weird. For the moment, he blames it on his 1 HP. He exhales harshly and spins to look at Toriel. He's be more impressed at how well the queen of all monsters can hold her own if he wasn't being shook like a ragdoll at the moment.

A pair of eyes peek out through thick bramble. There's laughter in their voice.

Y O U ' R E N O F U N.]


Hey.

[The shaking stops. The eyes glance at Sans.]

Figured I should let you know, I'm a licensed fire distinguisher. Lemme evaluate the situation for ya.

[Sans looks to Toriel's spell.]

Yep, that's fire.

[flower: distracted
dick: out]
trombones: (you will have an ungood moment)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-11-14 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn. That really is a hellstorm. Why the queen needed a royal guard was beyond him, because it was clear she could take care of business her damn self. The attacker shrieks and the vines start to retract, loosening their grip on Sans. Toriel can catch him easily.

He lets out another shaky breath.]


Thanks.

[Was that the edges of his vision getting hazy? What the hell. He hoped not. Maybe it was just her attack. Yeah. That's probably why he was sweating, to boot.]
trombones: (ur gonna have a bad time sweaty :))

[personal profile] trombones 2016-11-20 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[The healing magic helps. But something weird was still happening to him. Now he just felt... tired? Strange. He breathes out.]

Heh... tell me, what do you need a Royal Guard for, again? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you can take care of business all on your own. Man.
trombones: (unfortunete moment)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-11-25 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I live with my brother. [Sans sighed out.] It's... kind of a walk. You better tell 'em about this, though.

[Then - he yawns. Despite the sweat on his skull, the weight in his stomach, and the heaviness creeping into his body. Anyone else would probably ask themselves why they felt so tired.

At the same time, it's also not unusual for Sans.]


You, uh... don't mind if I take a nap, do ya...?
trombones: (ur time is gona be the opposit of good)

idk how far into this you wanna continue but we could prob skip to another point soon if you do

[personal profile] trombones 2016-12-02 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Timing is an understatement. By the time they get there, Sans was already asleep. Unfortunately, no amount of rousing seemed to wake him up. It wasn't normal no matter how lazy the monster was.

Talk about Sleeping Beauty.]
trombones: (let me check my watch)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-12-08 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Sir Sans the Gallant...

Heh.

He heard that one in one of his many vague dreams over the last few weeks. He heard voices sometimes. Papyrus. Toriel. Both tinged with worry. He wanted to reassure them, but he wasn't sure where the voices were coming from. In his sleeping, hazy mind, he tried to look for her again.

Then he felt something.

The haze suddenly lifted. He feels himself blink awake.]


Hh... huh...?
trombones: (i HAVE the bad time)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-12-23 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Toriel...?

[One more blink and his eyes finally creak the whole way open, like someone's prying a crowbar to them. He shifts and tilts his head towards her with a yawn.]

Hey... what's up?
trombones: (bad times for attractive people)

[personal profile] trombones 2017-01-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, hell. She's crying. He reaches up and takes her arm.]

Hey. Hey hey hey. I'm here.

[Groggy as it was, a slow smile comes to Sans' expression.]

I heard you talking to me. You and Papyrus.
trombones: (uh oh unfolding)

[personal profile] trombones 2017-01-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say being cursed to take a long nap is pretty worrying. You think I'd love that, but.

[He shrugs, and slowly sits up.]

I think I'm ready to get up now.