guardimom: (bedtime story)
Toriel ([personal profile] guardimom) wrote2016-07-03 02:16 am

under-fairy-tale

[It's a beautiful day in the Kingdom of Under. The crystals shine in the sky, the weather is calm and still, and monsters bustle about in their everyday business.

But this seemingly happy land harbors a sinister curse: a single thorned flower. It lies in wait in a beautiful garden, hoping to prick an unsuspecting victim with essence of eternal sleep.

But for now we turn our attention to the castle, where a lone queen reigns. She's strolling around the outer castle grounds one night when she hears that telltale noise. A breaking of wind. Startled, she removes her foot and leans over to look at it.]


What an unusual device.
trombones: (its not gonna be a gr8 momement)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-07-03 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Technically, the Underground was already a kingdom, but fairy tales are a special occasional. And fortunately, not everything changes. Somebody chuckles nearby, accompanied by a faint rattle of bones.

A skeleton steps out from a nearby column, grinning like the fool he could have probably been - if he wasn't already a sentry.]


Oh hey. You found it.
trombones: (prepare for bad times new roman)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-07-04 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[It probably doesn't help that in this fairy tale, the Great Papyrus (note: not yet a very famous Royal Guardsman) shoved Sans into some kinda-sorta armor similar to his. Of course, that didn't stop the shorter skeleton from wearing a jacket and slippers with it, but it didn't help that he didn't ever polish it either.

He chuckles low at the pun. Come to think of it... her voice was familiar too.]


I'd call it stupifying the enemy more than anything.

[He speaks very matter-of-fact now as he steps closer to pick the cushion off the ground and slip it into his hand, making note to show how he hides it.]

So y'see, if I ever find into a human...

[He holds his hand out to her to shake.]

Boom.
trombones: (buckle your ass kiddo)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-07-05 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sans.

[He winks, shaking her hand despite the PBBBBFFTTTT.]

I'm just a sentry, though. Out in Snowdin.
trombones: (your gonna have a bad dang time)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-07-12 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans gives a pretty undignified snort right along with her until he pulls away and tucks the whoopee cushion back. Then he shrugs.]

Aw, thanks. My brother's aiming for the Royal Guard, so I gotta make a good impression. I heard insomnia's a big problem in the Guard, though. There's a lot of sleepless knights.

[Insert rimshot.]

Anyway. You kind of have to respect your superiors anyway. Especially queens.
trombones: (you feel font crawling up your ass)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-07-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. All due respect, uh, ma'm, but that sounds royally serious to me.

[Says the skeleton who probably called the king "your fluffiness" in another universe. He shrugs, his armor shifting slightly.]

Guess I could almost say the same. Me and my brother, Papyrus, we're supposed to keep an eye out for humans in Snowdin, but... eh. I don't really care about capturing anybody.

[But he can still be that brutally honest to a queen, at least.]

'Sides, my brother has me on a mission right now.
trombones: (time for bad)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-07-31 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
He's, uh...

[It takes a moment for Sans to put it into words.]

I'm... we're looking for a flower.

[In truth, Papyrus didn't send him to do anything. Sans was doing this on his own. But maybe it would sound better if it was official sentry business.]
trombones: (ur not gogna have fun)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-08-07 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda, yeah.

[The tulip pulls his lips into a twitch of a grin, but his thoughts are elsewhere.]

Not exactly what I'm looking for, but. I like it.

[The skeleton shifts slightly. Partly because his armor is pretty clunky on him.]

You got any of the, uh. Thorny variety?
trombones: (its not gonna be a gr8 momement)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-08-13 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sans follows. Watching her admire the flowers... he wasn't going to lie, it was pretty distracting. He smiles just a little more as he watches her.]

They're kinda the symbol of romance anyway, right?
trombones: (u maybe are not gonna like what happens)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-08-20 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[The skeleton watches Toriel with some regard, though suddenly quiet. Finally, he looks to the roses, then shrugs.]

Sure. But... the thing is... well. I'll be honest with ya. I'm looking for a thorned flower that should be standing by itself.
trombones: (time for bad)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-08-28 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of.

[Sans looks to the ground.]

It might be of use, but I dunno. I'll be honest with ya, I hear it's... pretty dangerous. My brother wanted to look for it for himself.

[Which is why Sans is here instead.]
trombones: (time for bad)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-09-08 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure.

[He scratches the back of his skull.]

Which is part of the problem. I've heard all kinds of things about it. Sometimes it talks to you, sometimes it's dangerous just to be around it... [He shrugs.] Too many rumors. That's probably what's got my brother so interested. It sound familiar?
trombones: (you will have an ungood moment)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-09-12 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Calling your...

[Oh. That's probably not good. Sans follows behind. When they get their, he peers around the column himself.]

And it's not an echo flower or anything? Have you ever been back here?
trombones: (time for bad)

[personal profile] trombones 2016-09-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... Welp. It might be.

[Sans frowns slightly.]

I guess I'll check it out. Could be somebody playing a prank.

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