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[It's a beautiful day in the Kingdom of Under. The crystals shine in the sky, the weather is calm and still, and monsters bustle about in their everyday business.
But this seemingly happy land harbors a sinister curse: a single thorned flower. It lies in wait in a beautiful garden, hoping to prick an unsuspecting victim with essence of eternal sleep.
But for now we turn our attention to the castle, where a lone queen reigns. She's strolling around the outer castle grounds one night when she hears that telltale noise. A breaking of wind. Startled, she removes her foot and leans over to look at it.]
What an unusual device.
But this seemingly happy land harbors a sinister curse: a single thorned flower. It lies in wait in a beautiful garden, hoping to prick an unsuspecting victim with essence of eternal sleep.
But for now we turn our attention to the castle, where a lone queen reigns. She's strolling around the outer castle grounds one night when she hears that telltale noise. A breaking of wind. Startled, she removes her foot and leans over to look at it.]
What an unusual device.
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[The tulip pulls his lips into a twitch of a grin, but his thoughts are elsewhere.]
Not exactly what I'm looking for, but. I like it.
[The skeleton shifts slightly. Partly because his armor is pretty clunky on him.]
You got any of the, uh. Thorny variety?
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[She walks right past the yellow, perhaps pointedly, and to a bush of pink roses. She carefully kneels before the bush, delicately touching a petal.]
Roses are a favorite of mine. Their soft shape, their beauty...and, perhaps, there is a romantic twist to their story.
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They're kinda the symbol of romance anyway, right?
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[She smiles widely.]
Would you like some to take home?
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Sure. But... the thing is... well. I'll be honest with ya. I'm looking for a thorned flower that should be standing by itself.
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Is it especially valuable? I will not keep it from you, if I did not know about it it is of no use for me, but I wonder...
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[Sans looks to the ground.]
It might be of use, but I dunno. I'll be honest with ya, I hear it's... pretty dangerous. My brother wanted to look for it for himself.
[Which is why Sans is here instead.]
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[He scratches the back of his skull.]
Which is part of the problem. I've heard all kinds of things about it. Sometimes it talks to you, sometimes it's dangerous just to be around it... [He shrugs.] Too many rumors. That's probably what's got my brother so interested. It sound familiar?
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[She gestured for Sans to follow her around a column, leading to a concealed garden that few would visit.]
I thought I heard a whisper calling my name. I wondered about it...if it was a lost spirit, a monster having some fun. An echo of the past.
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[Oh. That's probably not good. Sans follows behind. When they get their, he peers around the column himself.]
And it's not an echo flower or anything? Have you ever been back here?
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[She shudders.]
Could that be connected?
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[Sans frowns slightly.]
I guess I'll check it out. Could be somebody playing a prank.
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[She smiles.]
Thank you, Sans.
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Don't worry about it. I gotta do my job sometime, right?
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[She catches his hand uncertainly, giving it a small squeeze..]
I cannot let you go without wishing you luck.
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... thanks.
[Hesitantly, he squeezes it back before letting go and stepping into the garden. It was closed off and quiet, probably for the sake of privacy on the castle's enormous grounds, but it gave it an eerie feeling. Especially at night.
Sans moves ahead, quiet. Observant.]
No wonder this place gave you a bad feeling. [He calls out. To be fair, if it wasn't for the rumor, this place must have been fairly peaceful in the day.
He opens his mouth to say something else, but suddenly - a harsh whisper calls out back.
SANS.]
... your majesty?
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[Her voice calls out from behind him, soft, quiet. But suddenly it's difficult to hear him, and a strange darkness has seemed to fall.
And her voice is clearly not the whisperer.]
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SANS... OVER HERE.]
... yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not you.
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[She lifts her skirts and starts in after him, heedless of any consequence. Alone is not good, not now.]
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Alright, come out already. I dunno what you're doing, but it's old--
[--news. Before he can finish, a thorny vine shoots out from the thick bramble nearby. Sans is quick enough to dodge, but it turns him around just enough that he sees Toriel coming.
Crap.]
Get out of here!
[Unfortunately, he's also turned around just enough that he doesn't see as three other vines dart out, all hovering around him.
I SAID OVER HERE... T R A S H B A G.
There's laughter.]
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[Horrified, Toriel's paws erupt in flame. She can't do very much without risking harm coming to him, but perhaps if she steadily attacks the outside...
But that would just trap him. She focuses her energy on one, praying, hoping.]
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Welp. Investigation's over. Come on. Let's get you out of...
[... here. He realizes then that a vine is wrapped around his ankle. Moreso when it throws him off his feet.
I HAVEN'T HAD SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH IN S O L O N G...]
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[Toriel will not stand down. She glowers, preparing an even stronger spell.]
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Hh--
[Something feels weird. For the moment, he blames it on his 1 HP. He exhales harshly and spins to look at Toriel. He's be more impressed at how well the queen of all monsters can hold her own if he wasn't being shook like a ragdoll at the moment.
A pair of eyes peek out through thick bramble. There's laughter in their voice.
Y O U ' R E N O F U N.]
Hey.
[The shaking stops. The eyes glance at Sans.]
Figured I should let you know, I'm a licensed fire distinguisher. Lemme evaluate the situation for ya.
[Sans looks to Toriel's spell.]
Yep, that's fire.
[flower: distracted
dick: out]
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idk how far into this you wanna continue but we could prob skip to another point soon if you do
you got it!
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